Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted. The origami piano transforms into a real piano 15 feet above your head, falling down and crushing you to death.

I wish diet soda didn't taste as disgusting or cause cancer.

Granted, it now taste nice but it burns holes in your stomach, where you'll eventually die as the stomach acids leaked out eats away your organs.


I wish for a bigger earring holder that fits my whole entire collection on it.