My Drunk Thread Is Better Than Yours

I'm not going to lie, I've tried some of those. Mojito = HNNNNNNNNG-

I love Mojitos to death, so good! Most places do a terrible job making it though, so that's why I don't order it at bars. Gotta have REAL f`ucking mint with some decent sh`it in there. And I think you told me about that Fernet Branca once or twice.

I would shove Fernet Branca with Coke down your throat so you can taste the awesomeness embodied. 4reals

Mojitos are spectacular, yes.

If you're looking for more radical recipes, I can get you some of those.

OH, GUYS

CAIPIRAS ARE THE pomegranate I FORGOT ABOUT THOSE

Caipirinha is Cachaça, Ice, Limes and sugar

Caipiroska the Vodka variant, and then you can do it with wine, rum, tequila, whatever you want. AWESOME STUFF, LOVING BRAZIL