Intro - Kinkdoctor

Pffft. You totally posted 'cause you were just lonely lurking like that all the time. I know what you're up to.

Welcome to posting, bby. *-*

Lies and slander. I deny everything.

New rule now that I'm here. Everything that Aki says about me is a lie unless I say otherwise, especially anything involving me being "cute", "sweet", "nice" or anything else that is not mean or evil.

So you're the--

Eh, uhuehuhe.

Welcome to south perry.

I've nothing further.

I hope that means what I think it means.

Points for the Johnny Bravo avatar, but uh, how exactly does a "uhuehuhe" go? I'm afraid to try sounding something that ugly out myself...

Welcome to Southperry, the land of chinchillas, opossums, and pineapples.

I'm not sure if opossums and pineapples are the best way to attract people. Pineapples are disgusting and always try to infiltrate my pizza *Narrows eyes*.

I approve of chinchillas though, they amuse me.

Thanks for the welcomes to both of you.