ITT: Illogical things your parents said to you when you were a kid

Masturbating is for losers anyway, all the cool kids get off with the power of their mind alone.



While his joke was obviously meant as a jest is having somewhat logical parents really all that shocking? On the subject of sex and parents when I was growing up schools didn't really have sex ed like they do now, but when my parents sat me down to have the talk with me they did it perfectly fine telling me the whole nine yards from sex to masturbation and even to STD's.

And to those talking about their parents telling them Santa was real, well, he is real, but the execution he preformed was not, but that is splitting hairs to say that is one of the illogical things your parents told to you.

My parents talked to me about sex when I was about 5, and made sure to tell me I should aim for the balls if someone tries anything fishy, if there's nobody around to hear a high pitched scream. They also kinda wanted me to understand any lewd jokes they make during movies and such, because they remembered how much it annoyed them when they were younger and nobody explained to them why something like that made the whole room chuckle.