ITT: Illogical things your parents said to you when you were a kid

"Remember, dating before at 16 is too young. Wait until you are older"

After hearing this from 8-15, I have lost all hope of dating in High School. ._.

"If you eat too much Peanut Butter, you will turn into a peanut"

Did not touch the stuff for a f'ucking year. ;-;