ITT: Illogical things your parents said to you when you were a kid

>Wake up and play some vidya for a couple hours.
>Mom leaves for errands.
>Decided to do some chores. Takes me 3 hours to finish everything.
>Go back to playing vidya.
>Mom comes back.

"You've been playing those games all day! Shut it off and do something productive!"

I seem to have a lot of vidyagame related woes.