2010-12-03, 02:05 PM
Mute Wrote:>Go to gamestop
>Pick up a case of Marvel vs Capcom 3
>"Sir, that's just a promo case, the game isn't out yet"
>Proceed to put the game back
>Trip of my own dick
>Splash into a group of kids playing Touhou on the display PS3
>Cute girl walks past
>"You dropped your dick"
>She hands me my dick
>I embarrassingly stuff it into the Marvel vs Capcom 3 case
>Walk outside and it's pouring rain
>Guy tries to suicide off gamestop and falls on top of me
>Get in a coma
>Wake up in a hospital
>Turn on news
>"Marvel vs Capcom canceled due to a penis found in a display case, more news at 11"
>Nurse comes in
>She wants to fuck
>"Your peach rings are here, that'll be $50"
FUCKING GAMESTOP