Remember Southperry This Cyber Monday

Give SP your money Meta.

I already told Eosian I would pay 1000 dollars to ignore staff members and he turned it down, so screw giving Southperry money.

Because it costs you nothing extra to do so if you were going to make a purchase anyway and you're here using our bandwidth and resources.
There you go. 10 reasons. In binary.

The site is self-supporting is it not? So my pennies are completely useless despite what bandwidth or resources I use. And even if the site depended on money more and you weren't willing to save it nothing of value is going to be lost so why care?