Jon, I'm extremely disappointed in your behavior.

It's Cedric's life-long dream to be a girl and have guys of all types constantly take advantage of her.

I used to have that dream, to take estrogen and other pills, attend girlification classes that teach etiquette and posture, dress up in skirts and blouses and not have people give me odd stares and instead stare at me with longing, and just feel all soft.