Stoners who are smart. I has a question.

I'm curious as to why you asked this hilarious question on a forum that is clearly not fit for such discussion. Seeing three or four users openly discuss their experiences with drugs does not make "a lots of southperrycans" (lol) your best bet for help. You could've gone onto 420chan and had dozens of answers given to you within the hour. If you feel like mommy might walk in on you browsing an anonymous image board, you could try Googling one of the most commonly asked drug-related questions ever and probably find your answer within the first few results.