I've always wondered what it would be like if...

No, never. I don't even type furiously unless I've lost a post due to hitting backspace or am in a hurry.

I still don't get why people don't get that. Even before you came out and said you rarely get angry in real life and you aren't an angry person I never saw you as an angry person. But of course, how you act on the internet is how you are in real life.