2010-11-09, 08:04 PM
Real men break every single condom after the first time they jerked off because it was so manly and potent, end up getting a swell girl in high school which they go to prom with and then afterwards during sex releases a massive surge of sperm which fills up the entire room they're in getting the girl pregnant, this not nearly being enough pleasure continues to have sex with the girl under the ocean of sperm never getting off fully, marries the girl anyway since he got her pregnant, becomes insanely successful and powerful to the point of ruling the Earth, then dumps his wife on the side of the street not because she cheated on him because she was a good and honest wife, because he is such a badass he needs no one but himself. He then uses his power over the world to stick everyone inside a virtual with their waifus and husbandos but leaves himself out since he pulls his waifu out of the virtual world into the real world and they rule over the Earth with no one else to bother them.