Oh look it's the 5th

Time for copy pastas:

Bam! Behold, a public bulletin board, built of both brilliance and barbarity by bastards with boners.
This bastion, no mere bulwark of boredom, is a brutal barrage of blistering bullshit, barely benevolent...
but behind the bigotry and boobs, beyond the bitter broadcasts of bragging buffoons:
here be the body politic. A brotherhood of blasphemy, blessed with more balls than brains,
battling the bland, the bogus, the benign. Bedlam? Bring it on.
But I babble... better to be brief. We are /b/.