This isn't the best thread in the world....

My friend's nephew would sing the right pitch, but say complete utter bullcrap that would make us lmao and fail our expert instruments. Last I recalled, he was singing about how my friend likes to "[friend's name] points", which are basically awarded for doing obviously dumb things. And he gets lots of them! (amazingly enough he never gets them when playing Full Tilt Poker. Or we are too dumb to notice)