I sprained my ankle

Hmm...I was thinking more along the lines of stories where you try to show off or act all cool but end up failing. Hard.

But hey, I guess stories about injuries and whatnot work too.

show off and hurt yourself in the process?
roger.

Baseball: 9th grade- try swinging with my opposite hand (right handed, so i tried swinging as if i were left handed); hit the ball, bat contiunes to fly and hits the back my head; get to first base, but have to be subbed out.
former job: Target, as a cart-pusher; was riding a group of several carts outside during my shift, and was kicking like mad; wind blows, blowing carts off course; proceed to run up to first cart to get it to stop, which it did... 8 other carts then slammed into the back of it.