2010-11-01, 03:50 PM
> Go to mall to pay bill for grandmother.
> Leave my phone case which carries all my important card info (license, ATM card, etc)
> Go into store, pay bill.
> Walk around a bit, just to kill time.
> Go to food court, say to myself "hmm, I'm thirsty."
> Go to a muffin store for a drink, and a muffin
> Guy asks me my order
> I check my pockets
> No ATM card.
This isn't the first, or even the best instance of this. I swear, my subconscious is both psychic and always in some state of awareness. I know I don't have much money in my checking account, so I offhandedly just pull my phone out of the case and leave that behind in my car. In hindsight its a fabulous example of just how f'ucking hilarious my head loves to screw with me.
> Leave my phone case which carries all my important card info (license, ATM card, etc)
> Go into store, pay bill.
> Walk around a bit, just to kill time.
> Go to food court, say to myself "hmm, I'm thirsty."
> Go to a muffin store for a drink, and a muffin
> Guy asks me my order
> I check my pockets
> No ATM card.
This isn't the first, or even the best instance of this. I swear, my subconscious is both psychic and always in some state of awareness. I know I don't have much money in my checking account, so I offhandedly just pull my phone out of the case and leave that behind in my car. In hindsight its a fabulous example of just how f'ucking hilarious my head loves to screw with me.