Solarboy for Moderator.

Hello, SGGE: MetaSeraphim here with the deal of a lifetime! You may remember me from such movies as "The Day After The Sun Went Supernova!" and "Why Does It Burn When I Shoot Blood Out Of My Eyes At People?" But today I am here for a very special reason.

You might be asking yourself what is that reason, or why in the hell through this megaphone made from the bones of people causing my voice to be very loud, booming and creepy for unexplanied reasons, or why in the hell haven't I used my powers to ban myself? But I am only going to answer one of those questions! I am here today to tell you why the almighty Solargirl should be a Moderator! Why should she be a Moderator might you ask, or why in the hell should the infamous solarboy should even be alive, or why the hell that girl isn't banned yet? Well, I am only going to answer one of those questions you silly ninny!


Senorita Solargirl is an incredibly awesome, sexy, beautiful, smart, genius, prodigy, rich, mega famous person! And to top it all off she is incredibly humble about it! I should also tell you how she is the most interesting girl in the world, how she once ran into a burning building and saved 6 people and 7 animals, and saved the planet from World War 3 in the future which hasn't happen for us yet with her amazing singing voice.

I also wish to tell you that Senorita Solargirl doesn't have to use lady products like make-up or girly perfume since she naturally is more beautiful than every other female on the planet and smells like roses even after being in a landfield. Her beauty was so overwhelming that in one of her past lives Aphrodite became jealous that all the humans and Gods paid more attention to a mere mortal female than herself so she enlisted the help of the most beautiful Goddess Hera by telling her that Zeus was interested in Solargirl and the help of another beautiful Goddess Athena by telling her Solargirl was more of an expert at war than she was and also wiser; along with her fellow Greek Goddess she also got Yanet, Ishtar and Isis to help her take down Solargirl. These six Goddesses working together cursed Solargirl with a fate worst than death, as beautiful as she was would be as ugly as she became, and any mortal who dared looked at her would suffer one thousand years of the most hellish torture and plagues that no mortal or God could even begin to imagine. But unlike the six beautiful Goddesses that cursed her Solargirl's spirit was purer than fresh white snow, and more beautiful than her physical appearance, so her spirit shined through and broke the curse much to the Goddesses dismay. A legend also stats that when the Earth was first made there was no Sun, but as soon as she was born into her first human body and opened her eyes the Sun rose into the sky, those around her gave her the name Solar in honor of this feat. Her spirit lives on in a new human form to this day.

But all these reasons are why I love Senorita Solargirl, I guess I should say why I made this thread in the first place to tell why she should be a Moderator.


She is an amazingly fair, just, balanced, totally not a person who would abused her powers and she would make the forum a better place for all! As the person who last Monday rewound time after an alien ship crashed through the center of the planet killing everyone along with the aliens to the point before the aliens got here and told them that there was danger a head effectively saving the aliens and the Earth without either one knowing about each other you can bet on me to be completely right and awesome! And if not you can cut my body into 9 different pieces and spread them across the universe causing every living being within this dimension to meet each other and sharing everything with each other effectively sending every planet in this dimension into a years of awesomeness and happiness!

So this November vote for Senorita Solargirl for Moderator on Solarday!!!







Viva la Solargirl!

 Spoiler

Not sure how I feel about this one, I don't think it is as good as the first one. Of course that is implying the first one was good. I tried to write this out last night; but didn't get fully through it. I wanted to created it sightly different from the first one so it wouldn't be a complete copy of the first one just replacing all he's with she's and all Senor Solarboy's with Senorita Solargirls, but had a bit of an awkward time writing some of the parts out for some reason so I didn't finish it until now. I also don't know why I am writing this little "author's note" and placing this in a spoiler. I am obviously bored. Obviously.