2010-10-09, 06:47 PM
"Dear [whomever it may concern],
It has come to our attention that you, [_____________], have recently come into the possession of an antique item via an inheritance given to you by your late grandfather's Last Will and Testament.
We have been contracted by a third party group, and kindly request that you consider giving us the item at your earliest availability as per the date of your reading this notice. We are more than able and willing to fairly and adequately compensate you for the item pending your decision to relinquish the artifact to our client. We have been given a sum of money equal to {monetary amount here} in United States dollars, and can also exchange those funds to any other form of foreign currency if you so wish.
We have arranged for agents to arrive at your place of residence approximately 24 hours after the date of this notice's arrival at your place of residence. If you do not respond to our agents upon arrival, we shall send you another notice pending confirmation that this first notice has not yet been received. We estimate that our agents should arrive at your door any time between the hours of 1:00 PM CST, and 6:00 PM, CST.
We kindly ask you to consider this generous offer, and to think of releasing the article in question, a(n) {antique description here}, and to do so in a timely and respectable manner.
Thank you, and please Have a Good Day.
Signed,
Anonymous"
What do you do?
>Burn the letter
>Write a response and send it to the return address
>Ponder the meaning behind this random mail
>Go make a sandwich
It has come to our attention that you, [_____________], have recently come into the possession of an antique item via an inheritance given to you by your late grandfather's Last Will and Testament.
We have been contracted by a third party group, and kindly request that you consider giving us the item at your earliest availability as per the date of your reading this notice. We are more than able and willing to fairly and adequately compensate you for the item pending your decision to relinquish the artifact to our client. We have been given a sum of money equal to {monetary amount here} in United States dollars, and can also exchange those funds to any other form of foreign currency if you so wish.
We have arranged for agents to arrive at your place of residence approximately 24 hours after the date of this notice's arrival at your place of residence. If you do not respond to our agents upon arrival, we shall send you another notice pending confirmation that this first notice has not yet been received. We estimate that our agents should arrive at your door any time between the hours of 1:00 PM CST, and 6:00 PM, CST.
We kindly ask you to consider this generous offer, and to think of releasing the article in question, a(n) {antique description here}, and to do so in a timely and respectable manner.
Thank you, and please Have a Good Day.
Signed,
Anonymous"
What do you do?
>Burn the letter
>Write a response and send it to the return address
>Ponder the meaning behind this random mail
>Go make a sandwich