Let me explain to you kiddies why the "assholes" always get the hot chicks.

I can be a nice guy believe it or not. I'm just in short supply of it, so I save it all for my English Muffin. But back when I was in high school, I was the "nice guy" who was always shot down and could never figure out why. It's a harsh reality, but it's pretty much true down to the last fact.

I don't think witnessing domestic violence affects most guys though. I've seen my dad (who I've pretty much disowned by now) beat the hell out of my mother when I was little, but I would never mistreat a lady.