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:f6: I didn't do it.

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I like #6: one who fingers girls for fun at corn mazes....is a big flirt and all he wants is to get in her pants.


#14: A sadist.
One who rips door handles off.

#20: n. An irritation usually formed by removing a boil; a festering wound.


Now for my name:
Root: Marcus Origin: Latin Meaning: "god of war", "belonging to mars" Mythology: a roman man, once a sinner; upon seeing his errors, to repent, he devoted himself to collecting knowledge that would enable him to serve justice for "the divine" -noun/adj. 1. one who acts stubbornly, usually because he/she is in the right 2. one who sets examples that others tend to follow 3. a speaker whom is listened to intently 4. a person usually perceived as being correct, at times on complete accident 5. an intimidating Englishman 6. a hairstyle characterized by a wavy pattern -verb 1. to style the hair using waves
"He was a regular Marcel, he wouldn't give up until the jury saw all the evidence!"

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#2 made me laugh so hard
Ross Gellar's humping-obsessed monkey from Season 1 of the sitcom FRIENDS. After getting divorced from his now lesbian wife, Ross gets a monkey named Marcel to help with his loneliness issues.
Ross, why is Marcel humping my leg?