Guys, I really need your help :(

I always see that line and wonder if American men can't even make a sandwich. I'd make the peach make something more complex like a seven-course French dinner

Speaking of French:


I didn't know Holmes was French

I can make a mean peanut butter and jelly sammich with ketchup tuna ham, turkey, mayonnaise and mustard if i had all the stuff available. (I really have made a sammich with a lot of that stuff before....and was forced to finish it by my grandma)