Guys, I really need your help :(

If this WAS real, you pineappleed your own pomegranate up. Deal with it.

Funhause: Hahaha girlfriends? What are they for? Woman shoulda been in your kitchen making a samich and if you found tears on it, smack a bish!

I always see that line and wonder if American men can't even make a sandwich. I'd make the peach make something more complex like a seven-course French dinner

Speaking of French:

Good work Watson. You have earned your self a Baguette.
Also, I know zach because we go to college together and went to highschool together... But we are on the same server as well

I didn't know Holmes was French

SURPRISE!