2010-09-23, 06:20 AM
/sarcasm "Oh, I'm so sorry; if you can't even do this, you're too stupid for me to help you."
"Oh dear, if you can't do this, it just might take a miracle for you to pass." /endsarcasm
All while putting on your best "business smile" (read: Fake smile often found on the faces of cashiers and receptionists).
p.s. Yes, that's two retorts. Use a sarcastic tone, but don't let it show at all that you're annoyed; if you look perfectly "honest" about it, he'll probably shut up. Make sure that you can actually do the math problem easily though; you don't want it to backfire on you.
"Oh dear, if you can't do this, it just might take a miracle for you to pass." /endsarcasm
All while putting on your best "business smile" (read: Fake smile often found on the faces of cashiers and receptionists).
p.s. Yes, that's two retorts. Use a sarcastic tone, but don't let it show at all that you're annoyed; if you look perfectly "honest" about it, he'll probably shut up. Make sure that you can actually do the math problem easily though; you don't want it to backfire on you.