MWLB - Attenuata

I prefer this version as posted on the Nexon forums.

 Story

"Does anyone else hate these stupid stories with the MWLB? If I was this "Attenuata" my story would be REALISTIC. This is what it would be like:

Some people take a bad day and turn it into a reason to be an ass. Rinemu wasn't like that. She took a bad day and dealt with it like a normal person instead of an emo kid or an idiot in attempt to gain a good image. Her story began sitting down on a PC playing the game MapleStory which is published by Nexon America Inc. Buy NX! She was eating a measly instant cup ramen on her desktop. Suddenly some kid who was probably 12 years old came up on the game.

"Gimme yo mesos," he demanded.

Rinemu LOL'd. She disliked when (usually illiterate) preteens came up saying ZOMG MESOS PLISSSS OMG OMG. And the kid didn't deserve even 1 meso. She would rather throw away 5mil than give this kid 10 mesos.

"Give i 3mil i gm," demanded the kid again. This time it was in caps. He traded her again.

Rinemu said "No. But I will tell you a better way that you can make hundreds of millions". He said OK!. Rinemu told him a story about 'whale island' which is only accessible on the 25th of every month in a random map in singapore from 5PM~5:30PM PST. She said that monsters there drop 100 million each. The idiot believed her and was to spend the next four months trying to find this whale island.

"Good riddance" Rinemu said.

"What is?"

Rinemu looked on the left side of the screen where a GM popped out of nowhere. Instead of spending a few seconds to ban even one hacker, he was being a heneho.

"I just made some stupid kid go waste a few months of his life for being a low-class beggar."

"Hey, you were supposed to get hacked by him." said the GM

"Did you hire that 12 year old kid to hack? He probably doesn't know what a damn Cheat Engine is. I bet he goes to MPC and downloads keylogged trainers." said Rinemu.

The GM was confused, but it was nearly his coffee time and he was going on a 3 hour starbucks break in a few minutes. "Whatever.. I gotta go. Here, let me make you a MWLB."

Rinemu did not 'hesitate' or ask 'why me?' or anything stupid. She accepted it. He logged off, went on his coffee break, and now Rinemu has the ability to flag hackers who will never get banned."

It got the person a 7 day ban...

Post in Nexon forum, get banned.

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