2010-09-14, 05:43 PM
"This is Donny Vermillion, live from the UNN studios on Korhal. Our mystery interviewee today was unavailable due to complaints. We interviewed a protester instead, who gave us this quote:
"You may not access the heart of our home, lest you ruin it with your perverse body!"
Such fanatics are, indeed, in existence, and I apologize for failing to interview a mystery guest for today.
Today's top stories: Rayquaza2233 has been found moving again, and MasPan has escaped the vortex on Haven. No one has been claimed by the vortex today, nor have we found anyone stuck in stasis. Here's your good news, UNN viewers: Everybody is safe today."
"Not today," snarls TobiasBlack, who walks in with MasPan and Rayquaza2233. MasPan seems a bit tipsy.
"I think I'm gonna hurl," says MasPan, and does so, right on the bartender's lap.
"Getthepine off me, you jerk!"
"Oh.. I'm sorry."
The Lost Viking tournament ends, and the announced winner is..
"...ChaoticCJ! Congratulations! Here's a couple Mai Tais as your prize."
"HEY!" shouts a man in the cantina. "I found a dead body outside!"
You all walk outside and see a dead.. robot. It's not really human. From the looks of it, though, it used to be Mephisto. Wires are dangling from him, suggesting he may have exploded from the inside.
Dusk shouts, "I can't.. take this anymore!" He falls limp, and is taken out by a Medic.
"Well, whoever's raping peoples' minds needs to stop," says an unidentifiable person. "Jeez."
It is now Day 4. The day will end at 5:30 PM EST tomorrow.
"You may not access the heart of our home, lest you ruin it with your perverse body!"
Such fanatics are, indeed, in existence, and I apologize for failing to interview a mystery guest for today.
Today's top stories: Rayquaza2233 has been found moving again, and MasPan has escaped the vortex on Haven. No one has been claimed by the vortex today, nor have we found anyone stuck in stasis. Here's your good news, UNN viewers: Everybody is safe today."
"Not today," snarls TobiasBlack, who walks in with MasPan and Rayquaza2233. MasPan seems a bit tipsy.
"I think I'm gonna hurl," says MasPan, and does so, right on the bartender's lap.
"Getthepine off me, you jerk!"
"Oh.. I'm sorry."
The Lost Viking tournament ends, and the announced winner is..
"...ChaoticCJ! Congratulations! Here's a couple Mai Tais as your prize."
"HEY!" shouts a man in the cantina. "I found a dead body outside!"
You all walk outside and see a dead.. robot. It's not really human. From the looks of it, though, it used to be Mephisto. Wires are dangling from him, suggesting he may have exploded from the inside.
Infection Wrote:Dear Mephisto:
You are an Adjutant, an android connected to the battleship Hyperion and tasked with providing information for the Terrans. At night, you may PM Infection with "Night x - check USER". This will check for that user's bio-signatures and indicate what race they are of. However, this ability will not work on Night 0. In addition, you are not allowed to release the information you find to anyone, as the data is not completely accurate. You win if the Terrans are the last faction standing.
![[Image: Adjutant.jpg]](http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4085446/Portrait/Adjutant.jpg)
Dusk shouts, "I can't.. take this anymore!" He falls limp, and is taken out by a Medic.
"Well, whoever's raping peoples' minds needs to stop," says an unidentifiable person. "Jeez."
It is now Day 4. The day will end at 5:30 PM EST tomorrow.
My reaction
![[Image: laughinggirls.jpg]](http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4085446/laughinggirls.jpg)