Weird stuff you do

I'm sure other people do this, but I tend to personify computers.

Whenever I hear the word "God", I replace it in my mind with "Flying Spaghetti Monster". Going to church with the family is funny.

I try to optimize things a lot. When I see an action performed, I always wonder how it can be performed faster. When I'm laying in bed, my mind will be going through how my code processes data and I imagine it running in different ways and logically sort out the best way. This can make it hard to get to sleep sometimes.

I tend to use double entendres and word puns frequently.