2010-09-06, 10:31 PM
You may be asking yourself, why isnt this in the Entertainment section? Well, there is a very good reason for that. This movie was so batshit out there, it HAS to go into the Funhouse.
Need an example to how batshit this movie is without spoiling a whole lot?
The "setup" for the movie has Machete rescuing a girl from a drug house with his partner. As they pull up under a hail of bullets, only Machete is alive. He goes in, and first thing that happens is slice a few heads off, cuts off someones hand with a gun in it, grabs the hand with the gun, and proceeds to kill another 3 people. When he finds the girl, shes drugged to hell and naked, so he grabs her and starts heading out but soon ducks into a side room where the girl is getting a lil frisky with him. She grasps his machete (innuendo) pulls it out and stabs him. She steps back and then pulls a CELLPHONE out of her![[Image: 25f2hi8.jpg]](http://i54.tinypic.com/25f2hi8.jpg)
and makes a call with it...
That is just a taste of the movie, and it stays with the randomness throughout pretty well. The low budgetness of the movie is easily apparent, but it kind of helps make it a good movie. The story, at times, can get frustrating with the deeper messages that are trying to be pushed out but can easily be thrown as to how over the top everything is.
Overall, I have to say the movie was worth seeing, with a decent amount of laughs throughout and good bloody bits of action.
Last tid bit. Lindsay Lohan plays, without joking, a crack whore, and there ends up a scene with her character, April, and April's mom, both naked in the pool, and in walks Machete...to have sex with them....which happens to be all video taped. Fucking hilarious.
Need an example to how batshit this movie is without spoiling a whole lot?
The "setup" for the movie has Machete rescuing a girl from a drug house with his partner. As they pull up under a hail of bullets, only Machete is alive. He goes in, and first thing that happens is slice a few heads off, cuts off someones hand with a gun in it, grabs the hand with the gun, and proceeds to kill another 3 people. When he finds the girl, shes drugged to hell and naked, so he grabs her and starts heading out but soon ducks into a side room where the girl is getting a lil frisky with him. She grasps his machete (innuendo) pulls it out and stabs him. She steps back and then pulls a CELLPHONE out of her
and makes a call with it...That is just a taste of the movie, and it stays with the randomness throughout pretty well. The low budgetness of the movie is easily apparent, but it kind of helps make it a good movie. The story, at times, can get frustrating with the deeper messages that are trying to be pushed out but can easily be thrown as to how over the top everything is.
Overall, I have to say the movie was worth seeing, with a decent amount of laughs throughout and good bloody bits of action.
Last tid bit. Lindsay Lohan plays, without joking, a crack whore, and there ends up a scene with her character, April, and April's mom, both naked in the pool, and in walks Machete...to have sex with them....which happens to be all video taped. Fucking hilarious.