We Don't Need No Theme Mafia - Game over, RED wins

Maybe the first sentence indicates that each sentence is to be taken separately, and each refers to a different member of a mafia faction? Then again, that would be giving away the whole faction, which might be too much.

Another thing to note, though this is admittedly stretchy, is that ElectricSix, the only person with a number in his name, is 8, and 6+8 is 14.

That sounds an awful lot like Daku's "PETER'S IN STEELSERAPH SO HE MUST BE SCUM!" claim.