My dad asked me what this forum's for and he is not leaving untill I tell him...

Dear solarboy's father,

This is a child porn forum. We specialize in the production, sale, and distribution of child pornography. I can assure you we pay your son top dollar for his services, and use little photoshop as to keep his work all natural.

I hope this answers any concerns you have.

Sincerely, Southperry Users.