Goodbye.

Don't know this story, but an infraction causing a break in the friendship? How old are you guys? Seriously, that's kiddie stuff. Does he expect you to show a bias to him because he's your friend? Why would you announce this to everyone to blow it out of proportion? To seek attention so you can ask of forgiveness? Don't get me wrong, I respect the fact that you're so calm about this situation, but what goes on between you and another member on the site shouldn't be made into a public matter. A moderator is leaving, so I guess people do have a right to know this, but you didn't have to bring personal issues into this. No disrespect meant to you or your friend. In truth, this thread was a bit too long for me to care about reading, so I just skimmed through and picked up on the main issue.

Hi. I'm going to ask a series of rhetorical questions that I don't want to be answered. I'm just asking them to make you look like an incompetent moderator. Even though I'm going to state that it's not your business to make this public, I'm going to interfere and smear my douche-baggery all over this thread to let everyone know how awesome I am for lecturing you after you have stepped down from your moderation post. See when I'm a douche-bag, it's faux-justified because I'm too busy pointing out your mistakes for people to realize my own short-comings in how I decided to present this post. Maybe if I had thought things through more carefully, I wouldn't have barged into this thread like the Kool Aid Man and screamed, "Oh Yeah" upon entering this thread.

If I realized what an attention whoring hypocrite I really am inside, I would probably have not tried to play the part of both saint and sinner in the same post. But that just goes along with my nature of being a vindictive jackass. Maybe next time when I want to cosplay as Batman, I should just leave that fetish at home instead of donning my online identity as a black and yellow cashmere crotch-tight underwear hero who dispenses justice like a hooker on the side of a crummy Red Light District. Don't get me wrong, I respect the fact that you pointed out the flaws about this situation, but what goes on between your thought process and your online actions should be "self"-moderated a bit more carefully next time. You're being a douche and people have a right to know this, but you should also know that it's your fault for being a douche and you can be cured before you reach the terminal stages of this disease. It's called Douche-B-Gone. No disrespect meant to you or your douche. In truth, your post was a bit too hypocritical for me to read, so I pretend I was a six year old child with down syndrome while I responded to this post. Because if I frankly pretended to have enough sympathy to try to understand how someone like you could actually exist in real life, it would still be as some abstract cast character from the Jersey Shore like Pauly D who goes around flaunting his abs with his t-shirt off in the middle of New York City.

By the way, I wrote this post from my ipad while I was doing vert ramps on my skateboard.