Pandas are ass'holes

[video=youtube;4eqUtK61SOs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eqUtK61SOs[/video].

"You put me in a cage with anything, anything, and after a week I'll pineapple it"
1)your mother
2) your father
3) a person with AIDS
4) burn victim

[video=youtube;0R9DJkwvcJI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R9DJkwvcJI[/video]
Boy: "What the hell?"
Woman: "I don't know"
Woman: "Would you like to kiss?"

Panda *kiss*

Panda: "I took your first kiss."
Woman: "Was that your first time kissing?"
Boy: "No."
Woman: "Whatever"
Woman: "Want a drink?"
(tea that melts in your mouth)
Woman: "Climb on up"
Woman: "Yahoo"

I don't know who's more crazy, the woman or the panda