Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, but some unexplainable thing happens to you out of nowhere and you don't even know what it is...

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...and can't comprehend the anonymity of the event in question and you are too lazy to read this whole block of text and are going to stop now which is a good thing or you'd be reading a really long and pointless run-on sentence that runs longer than something that runs for a really long time and this really isn't so long actually it just takes a heck of a lot of time to type up but not really because it's just random words mashed up together to make some sort of sense but it's hard to see what sense it makes or maybe it makes dollars since it's hard to tell even though that was an obviously bad pun and is so lame that you could laugh at it even though lame things are supposed to be unfunny they end up being funny for their lameness which is something that's hard to understand just like the anonymity of the event that occurs to you after you wished for you C++ thing to work although I seriously have no idea what you're really trying to do with C++ so I can't really help you there I like pie it tastes good and a lot of people think it's overrated just like Halo 3 and cupcakes which in fact some people put candles in which is kind of odd but I guess it's better than nothing especially if there's no cake which reminds me it was my friends birthday today and he never told me beforehand so I took this "aerodynamically engineered" airplane I made by folding a paper into sixteenths and kind of folding the edges out to make the wings and actually it flies pretty well it can go about maybe 3 feet so I'm thinking I should take a bunch of plastic forks or spoons to school tomorrow and stick 'em into people's backpacks because I can and it's free even though if I want to fully enjoy the game I'd have to get NX because I can't and it's not free which sucks since well I think I should put this in spoilers but I think I'll leave the "granted" part of this outside of the spoilers so it's easier to follow and not everyone likes to open spoilers because there might be prawns underneath but of course if there were then he/she would be banz0rd and that would seriously suck since prawns actually taste quite good but I'm allergic to shrimps and stuff 'cause it makes my mouth feel funny it's not like I get a rash or anything it just feels uncomfortable but for some reason I can eat those shrimp chips without a problem and I think the wasabi flavored ones actually taste pretty good but I don't like "green rice" as my cousin calls it when he squeezes like half a bottle of the stuff into rice and mixes it together and eats it it's kind of gross and must hurt his nose a lot and that reminds me I'm having a lot of nosebleeds maybe it's because of the dry and polluted weather we've been having it's been "Spare the Air!" day for like 3 days in a row and that's just annoying and I think I'll stop here since I wanna go explore the forums now.

Utterly fascinating. Can you actually say that all in one breath? May I ask what the "anonymity" of any given event is? This is a new feature of my schema "event".

I'd like a baby chinchilla.