What are you attracted to?

I will never be attracted to a woman that doesn't get word play, puns, humor, or more intelligent, abstract conversations. If she can't keep up with me, then I tend to walk all over her and then it gets boring.

I suppose I subscribe to this mostly because the opposite is so infuriating although my standards probably aren't as high as yours.

I have one friend that constantly asks questions through movies, TV shows, videos... gah. One day I think I'll just snap "BI'TCH. PAY ATTENTION. THEY WENT OVER THIS. GOD DAMN." or "BI'TCH. HAVE SOME PATIENCE. THEY WILL DEFINITELY ANSWER A QUESTION SO RELEVANT TO THE PLOT IF YOU GIVE THEM A CHANCE. OTHERWISE IT WILL BE A POORLY WRITTEN AND CONSTRUCTED MOVIE. GOD DAMN." Huge turn off. Would never date.
Also, she has herpes. But that's a whole different animal.