2010-07-30, 07:02 AM
Rural Ninja Dance Party - Two ninjas shall enter, only one ninja will earn the title of best dancer around.
Russian Disco Collection - In soviet russia, disco collects you!
The Castle of the Submarine Journey - There is a land where ponies have wings, and little girls have their dreams fulfilled. This is not that land, for this land is in a castle, on its own submarine adventure to hell.
Olympic Underwear Scam - Too easy.
The Muppets BMX Insanity - If you thought the Muppet Show was crazy, wait until you see this. The days kept getting more and more boring, until one day, a BMX bike is found, and now all the muppets can do is ride the sweet ride, and show off their insane and crazy tricks. With guest appearance by Tony Hawk!
Sensual Walrus Factory - Ever feel like your missing something....special? From the games you play? Well, dont we have the game just for you, where all your wild walrus fantasies will come true.
Giant Moped Castle - If you thought The Castle of the Submarine Journey was an oddball adventure, then your sure to love this! Its the Giant Mope Castle! And its wheeling its way to a console near you!
Weary Jungle Commander - Do you feel that these action games where they throw you into the jungle to fight some bad guys has too much action in them? The try Weary Jungle Commander!! Theres hardly any action in here folks, you just sit back and watch this tired fella try and survive. Explosions? HELL NO! Gun fights? Not here buddy! Plain ol boring fun? Yup, served raw.
Catholic Ice Cream Mansion - On one hot summer day, 3 Catholic school girls get themselves trapped in the castle of every mans dream. Now they must fight (and love) their way out of this creamy mansion, and pray to survive with their purity intact!
Ho-Hum Skate Simulator - Bored of playing Tony Hawk and Skate? Try our new Ho-Hum Skate Simulator!!! Its sure to be the most generic game on the market, or your money back!
Tony Hawk's Matador from Mars - Heard enough mentions of Tony Hawk yet? TOO BAD! Because heres a brand new experience sure to wet your pallet! Tony's got himself into a pickle here, and now must use the help of his new friend, a Matador from Mars, to escape the evil clutches of who gives a crap!
Haunted Equestrian Pro - Horses, theyre pretty boring. Games with horses are even boringer. Until now! In Haunted Equestrian Pro, you must strive to survive this undead horse house!
Armored Piano Uncensored - If you loved the experience provided by the wildly popular import game from Japan, Armored Piano, you are sure to love this. The brand new uncensored version of the best game ever to come out of Japan.
Tom Clancy's Vocabulary at the Olympics - From the sleeper hit novel by Tom Clancy, comes the most anticipated game of the year ever to come out of left field. The Olympics will never be the same.
Ghetto Midget Gone Wild - Wayyyy too easy.
Kermit's Banana Onslaught - Kermit the frog has always been the nicest greed frog youll ever know. But even he has a dark side. Now comes that dark side, in a brand new game. Kermit's Banana Onslaught.
Tony Hawk's UFO of Love - Hey! Your favorite skate boarder is back, and he is getting down and dirty (and probed) in this crazy new game!
Ebony Drug-Dealing Spree - Do i even need to point out the irony of this name?
Hitler's Penguin in the Middle East - Hitle was making a list. He was checking it twice. He was gonna find out whos been naughty or Reich. And if you arent Reich, Hitler will be sending his penguin after you.
Dance Dance Ballet Ransom - You must dance your slippers off to pay the ransom for your unborn child!
Lord of the Rocket Uncensored - Lord of the rings move over, your porn movie name is here, and in game form! Better yet, its UNCENSORED!!!!
Awesome Gimp Trainer - Feeling a lil gimpy? Try this awesome new trainer game! Sure to make you feel more like a retard in a matter of minutes!
Enormous Sushi Babies - Babies, made out of sushi, BIG!!!!!!!
Viking Nudist Assault - Hey theyre holding swords!!! Wait a minute!!!!!
The Six Million Dollar Pogo Police - A government ripe with scandal, and the worst thing to get passed in history, at the tune of six million dollars. The Pogo Police.
Morbid Trailer Park Nightmare - Fat red necks stuck in trailers! Huzzah!
Intense Conga Hunt - Hunting for a Conga line has never been more intense.
Communist Graveyard Brawl - Dead commies all around!!!! Special unlockable Barack Obama character with pre-order!!!
My Little Dating - 2nd Impact - From the makers of the greatest hentai import game ever, Armored Piano, come the tail of one mans dream, to make a second impact on the girls he loved.
Dirty Toon Fest - Leaving on the easiest one out there.
Russian Disco Collection - In soviet russia, disco collects you!
The Castle of the Submarine Journey - There is a land where ponies have wings, and little girls have their dreams fulfilled. This is not that land, for this land is in a castle, on its own submarine adventure to hell.
Olympic Underwear Scam - Too easy.
The Muppets BMX Insanity - If you thought the Muppet Show was crazy, wait until you see this. The days kept getting more and more boring, until one day, a BMX bike is found, and now all the muppets can do is ride the sweet ride, and show off their insane and crazy tricks. With guest appearance by Tony Hawk!
Sensual Walrus Factory - Ever feel like your missing something....special? From the games you play? Well, dont we have the game just for you, where all your wild walrus fantasies will come true.
Giant Moped Castle - If you thought The Castle of the Submarine Journey was an oddball adventure, then your sure to love this! Its the Giant Mope Castle! And its wheeling its way to a console near you!
Weary Jungle Commander - Do you feel that these action games where they throw you into the jungle to fight some bad guys has too much action in them? The try Weary Jungle Commander!! Theres hardly any action in here folks, you just sit back and watch this tired fella try and survive. Explosions? HELL NO! Gun fights? Not here buddy! Plain ol boring fun? Yup, served raw.
Catholic Ice Cream Mansion - On one hot summer day, 3 Catholic school girls get themselves trapped in the castle of every mans dream. Now they must fight (and love) their way out of this creamy mansion, and pray to survive with their purity intact!
Ho-Hum Skate Simulator - Bored of playing Tony Hawk and Skate? Try our new Ho-Hum Skate Simulator!!! Its sure to be the most generic game on the market, or your money back!
Tony Hawk's Matador from Mars - Heard enough mentions of Tony Hawk yet? TOO BAD! Because heres a brand new experience sure to wet your pallet! Tony's got himself into a pickle here, and now must use the help of his new friend, a Matador from Mars, to escape the evil clutches of who gives a crap!
Haunted Equestrian Pro - Horses, theyre pretty boring. Games with horses are even boringer. Until now! In Haunted Equestrian Pro, you must strive to survive this undead horse house!
Armored Piano Uncensored - If you loved the experience provided by the wildly popular import game from Japan, Armored Piano, you are sure to love this. The brand new uncensored version of the best game ever to come out of Japan.
Tom Clancy's Vocabulary at the Olympics - From the sleeper hit novel by Tom Clancy, comes the most anticipated game of the year ever to come out of left field. The Olympics will never be the same.
Ghetto Midget Gone Wild - Wayyyy too easy.
Kermit's Banana Onslaught - Kermit the frog has always been the nicest greed frog youll ever know. But even he has a dark side. Now comes that dark side, in a brand new game. Kermit's Banana Onslaught.
Tony Hawk's UFO of Love - Hey! Your favorite skate boarder is back, and he is getting down and dirty (and probed) in this crazy new game!
Ebony Drug-Dealing Spree - Do i even need to point out the irony of this name?
Hitler's Penguin in the Middle East - Hitle was making a list. He was checking it twice. He was gonna find out whos been naughty or Reich. And if you arent Reich, Hitler will be sending his penguin after you.
Dance Dance Ballet Ransom - You must dance your slippers off to pay the ransom for your unborn child!
Lord of the Rocket Uncensored - Lord of the rings move over, your porn movie name is here, and in game form! Better yet, its UNCENSORED!!!!
Awesome Gimp Trainer - Feeling a lil gimpy? Try this awesome new trainer game! Sure to make you feel more like a retard in a matter of minutes!
Enormous Sushi Babies - Babies, made out of sushi, BIG!!!!!!!
Viking Nudist Assault - Hey theyre holding swords!!! Wait a minute!!!!!
The Six Million Dollar Pogo Police - A government ripe with scandal, and the worst thing to get passed in history, at the tune of six million dollars. The Pogo Police.
Morbid Trailer Park Nightmare - Fat red necks stuck in trailers! Huzzah!
Intense Conga Hunt - Hunting for a Conga line has never been more intense.
Communist Graveyard Brawl - Dead commies all around!!!! Special unlockable Barack Obama character with pre-order!!!
My Little Dating - 2nd Impact - From the makers of the greatest hentai import game ever, Armored Piano, come the tail of one mans dream, to make a second impact on the girls he loved.
Dirty Toon Fest - Leaving on the easiest one out there.