Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, but since the air only consist of oxygen, you died when someone lighted their sigarette because of the combustion. (oxygen = fire)

I wish my AVG antivirus could automatically download its update.

How bizarre that so many wishes concern breathing and air. Many people must have respiration problems...

Devil's Sunrise's wish for AVG automatically downloading its next update is most magnanimously granted; however he himself contracts a mysteriously biological virus resulting in chills, fevers, dizziness, coughing, runny nose, bronchitis in the left lung, as well as inexplicable and major interference to his BIOS. At which point his bathroom mirror cracks in the next room. At the same time, a piano crashes through the ceiling, embedding itself in the floor beside him, after which he spontaneously combusts. Poor guy. ):

I wish I were in Finland.