You guys are ruining my life

and this is why you don't make yourself an attention whore. Unlike real life 4chan WILL get you for being a douche.

unless you do something EPIC. then everyone will be your Bro 4 lyfe.
though, yeah, its never good to draw too much attention to yourself by trying. i think it was someone like The Dude that said "if you try to be cool, you're going to fail," or something along that line.