death after playing video games

Coolest way to die.

Really?

I don't know, I think I'd rather die while saving seventeen orphans, twelve puppies, thirty-one kittens, and five elderly, mentally-ill cancer patients from a burning orphanage-animal-shelter-retirement-mental-hospital. You know, something dramatic and worthwhile.

Dying because you refused to eat, drink, or take a crap while playing video games is just stupid beyond all comprehension. Could you imagine what it would be like to have your little brother die because he refused to stop playing video games?