best commercial of the century

Old Spice and Axe smell terrible. Old Spice just smells bad, but, Axe is just terrible, waters my eyes, dry up my throat. Not to mention, people who put it on smell like the people who put on too much cologne and make everyone they pass gag. They also leave behind a stench blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ugly blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah inferiority complex blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah sexism blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah assumes woman are actually like that smell blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah lavender blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah horse pee blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah girly>"manly" blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah just use antiperspirant that doesn't smell like ANYTHING.