OH MY GAWDDD

HOLY pineapple

I WAS OUT OF THE KITCHEN

AND I HEARD MY HUSBAND YELL WHAT THE pineapple ARE YOU DOING ON SOTHPIERRY

AND MY SON SAID

pineapple YOU DAD

AND THEN HE PUNCHED A WALL AND IT BROKE LIKE WHEN HE HIT ME LAST TIME

MY SON THREW A COMPUTER AT ME

AND THEN MEG WAS LIKE

WHAT THE pineapple SCRUFFY

AND THEN MY SON WAS DOG

SO I TOOK A pomegranate ON THE FLOOR

I NOW COOK AND CLEAN MORE THEN EVER