Organizing Straight Pride Parade

Why do we need to show we are proud of being straight? Straight people mostly make fun of gays already, so theres not any real point in sticking it in their faces.

Shutup. You don't realize it but before you know it, they will come right before your very eyes. The gay parade is really a disguise for gay people to build weapons of mass destruction... inside their assholes. All over the country, gay people are collaborating to overcome their straight oppresors who have held them down for too long. Sure, it may seem harmless after they parade for a couple of decades. But it only takes one day, one parade, one gay to hold the whole entire Pentagon hostage with a hard on firearm right in their hands. Then what John. I guess that you're going to go, "Didn't see that coming a mile away." I guess that you don't care if the gay people wipe out 3/4 of the straight population. In fact, if I didn't know any better, I'd say that you were gay John. That's right. I think you're a gay spy who is trying to ruin our straight plans to perserve heterosexual democracy by expressing our right to have a straight parade. I'm watching you, you better not even think about trying to stop the straight parade's balls from rolling you son of a bitch.