Anyone know some Japanese?

No it's not. Maybe for you it is.

Aren't you in an english-speaking guild? How many of your members are actually interested in learning the language?

I've been interested in learning Japanese for a long time, and eventually I'll make a lot more progress. I hope.

I got the dog too because I wasn't a sucker and picked the Reg. Face coupon.

I already have a pet, it just needs the water of life or whatever.