It's time for you to know.

 Spoiler

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an
obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put
everyone in a good mood as he served them food and
drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing
down the aisle and announced to the passengers,
"Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be
landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people,
if you could just put your trays up, that would be
super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a
well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved
a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big
brute engines.

I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man
can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I
am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing
a beat, "Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called
a Queen, so I outrank you.

"Tray-up, peach!"

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