This was an actual commercial

*You will have to turn up volume to hear it because it's really low.*

[video=youtube;qFQp3DyCxjI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFQp3DyCxjI&feature=player_embedded[/video]

If case you haven't seen it already, look up "short message" on Youtube (because posting it here may get be banned due to how the man's face in that video is shaped).

Now I dare you to still take this video seriously.