Nya-nya~

これってどゆう意味？わからねぇー！説明やってもらわないか？ヽ(｀△´/

"What does this mean? [I] don't know! Will [you] explain it?"

>Japanese onomatopoeia in thread title
>Japanese in pictures
>Japanese anime-watching f'aggots posting pictures

-speaks Japanese-

問題は?

@上 ：　俺の名前はこれからJakeかな？Okay

"Problem?" (I think it's supposed to be antagonistic, like "You got a problem with that?")

"I wonder if my name will be Jake after this? Okay." (I wouldn't be surprised if I messed this up a bit)

Lolgoogletranslator. Learn to actually TRANSLATE things than have automated systems do it for you.

グーグル翻訳は大変な翻訳プローグラムだぞぉ！エキサイトはグーグルよりもっともっとよさそうけど、まだ大変だ！　訳者は翻訳プローグラムよりいつもいつも偉いぞ

Good luck understanding the above sentence. Google's translation makes it completely opposite the message I intended. Lmfao

"Google is a terrible translation program! Excite looks much nicer than Google, but [the translation] is still very weird! Translators rather than translation programs are always better."

何てんいっちゅ？