The Terrible Secrets of Southperry.net

15 Days.
15 Days until the time when Southperry might close up.
As such, I have decided to reveal the true nature of Southperry.net. Many of you have inquired upon "Why are we here?", "Why are we staying here?", "Don't I have better things to do than browse SP, such as homework?", or "Why did Fiel create this site?" Here, I shall uncover the answers to all this and more.

We are all here for a reason. After all, everything's happening for a reason. Now, you may not like what you're about to read, so I'll put it in spoilers for your own protection.

 Spoiler

We are all Fiel's chinchillas. That's right. Chinchillas. All of us just chinchillan in the cage that Fiel locked us in. You may wonder why he made threads detailing the true natures of chinchillas, even going so far as to say that he "didn't have any chinchillas" even though he knew all about them. Well, now you know the answer. He lied. He really did have chinchillas. We were his chinchillas. Remember that moment that you signed up for Southperry? Entered in your E-mail, your username, your password, and agreed to that "Terms of Agreement"? That Terms of Agreement secretly had hidden print, legally allowing Fiel to, at the moment we ended the registration process, drug us and transform us into chinchillas. You see, Fiel is a scientist working for the government, studying the behavioral patterns of animals that he's transformed into chinchillas unknowingly.

This is the sad truth, but I thought you must all know it before it's too late. I am sorry you must learn of this now, but if I had told you any sooner, he would've starved me and convinced you all that I was a psychopath that needed to be "cured," AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE MY GOD DAMN RAISINS.