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Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies and Pokemon [RPG]
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Blaine's boat sped towards Pallet Town. Tentacools went flying left and right, and many of the Magikarp knew more than enough to get the hell out of the way. Standard surfing rules didn't apply here, not when any one of them could be a zombie. Blaine probably pushed the boat a little too far though, as it (finally) managed to run over a zombified Magikarp, which totally wrecked the engine.

Lyssane really didn't like the idea of dying out at sea, so she asked Natu to pull some off some lucky teleport like the one that saved everyone before. Despite knowing that Lyssane could not understand Pokemon speech, Natu was frustrated enough to try talking back anyways.

Natu: I only have enough energy left to teleport the boat - without the rest of you guys - to Pallet Town... You expect a tiny bird like me to push this entire boat with Psychic?
Murkrow: I hope she doesn't ask me to use Whirlwind to push this boat.

---30 minutes later---

Lyssane and Blaine managed to fish the mangled Magikarp out of the engine. Of course, the engine was wrecked beyond any kind of repair that the current crew could do.

Blaine: Great! Now we'll have to FLOAT to Pallet Town! I can just see it in the distance too! Argh! We're like sitting ducks out here!
Murkrow: Thank Arceus there isn't a Psyduck on board to hear this.

Togepi looked hungry. She pushed the dead Magikarp towards Charmander. Blaine's fire Pokemon couldn't help but laugh hysterically at the sight of a Togepi and Charmander roasting a Magikarp together (and failing miserably, what with the ridiculously hard scales and all). And then Blaine yanks the Magikarp (which would have been a terrible idea to eat anyways) and randomly throws it somewhere out of frustration. Too bad it somehow managed to land on a really ticked off Gyarados.

Unfortunately, it was a normal Gyarados. Unfortunately in the sense that a zombified one might not have noticed. So the perfectly normal Gyarados swims over and is about to destroy the boat, until Murkrow flies up and decides to Sucker Punch its face. Then came a long string of 'Yo Mama' jokes, which ended when the Gyarados launched a Hydro Pump that sent Murkrow flying into the water ahead. The Gyarados, now content with its minor revenge, leaves.

A few minutes later, the boat drifts to where Murkrow is, and Lyssane fishes him back onto the boat.

Lyssane: Murkrow?! Are you okay!? You saved us all...
Natu: Oh, Murkrow. I'm going to miss you. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.
Charmander: Um... I think he's still alive.

Togepi walked up to Blaine's Magmortar, in which the boat had a bell hanging right above him. Togepi was begging for Magmortar to give her the bell while half-coherently saying "Heal Bell!", but Magmortar was utterly confused. He eventually came to the conclusion that Togepi wanted him to Zombie-proof the waterlogged Murkrow by setting him on fire.

Murkrow: OW! WHAT THE HELL?
Lyssane: You're alive! You should go rest in your Pokeball now.

---About 10 minutes later---

The boat is just minutes away from crashing into the shores near Pallet Town, and everyone notices something floating in the water. It seemed as if there was a life preserver next to it, so Natu decides to use up the rest of her energy to drag it onto the boat. That something was a person, and he didn't look zombified. Lyssane returned Natu to her Pokeball, while Blaine preformed CPR on the person. Blaine's Magmortar was staring at him with a disturbed look (more disturbed in the sense that Blaine didn't let him zombie-proof the guy first), while Charmander was anxiously kicking the engine.

Charmander: Argh! Move faster, you piece of junk! I want to see Prof. Oak already!

---

Current Location: Just outside of Pallet Town
Current Objective: Er... Get off the boat?
Pokemon Status:
- Togepi: 100%
- Murkrow: 45% and burned
- Natu: 100% but too tired to do anything at the moment.
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Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies and Pokemon [RPG] - by Alilatias - 2010-05-17, 07:14 PM

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