2010-05-17, 07:44 AM
(This post was last modified: 2010-05-17, 09:20 PM by Pikamemnon.)
(Stupid zombies, I like that)
Pikababe:
After arriving in the Pallet town lab, my injured team gets some rest and the assistants begin analyzing the data from Silph Co..
Assistant Bramble: Last night we saw something weird floating in the water near Pallet town, it almost looked like a body. It was too dark for us to tell if it was a zombie or not. We threw a life preserver into the water just in case it was a person.
Pikababe: You did the right thing, it would be too dangerous to get too close to something like that. Were you able to use that file from Silph Co?
Assistant Bramble: Yes, but first follow me please. (He leads me to a darkened room where a projection screen is set up. The other assistants are in the room but there is one extra person.) It seems that Professor Oak has returned to the lab. Apparently he had gone to Lavender town to make an emergency announcement but when he could not get into the Radio tower he came back here.
Professor Oak: A nice trainer let their Kadabra give me a ride by using Teleport.
Assistant Bramble: The data from Silph Co. confirms our worst fears. (he uses his finger to straighten his glasses)
Instead of checking the company e-mail for important updates, some Silph Co researchers used their computers for porn. Because of that, many Pokerus projects that should have been stopped immediately kept on going. Many of the workers didn't even know that there was a problem until people started dying.
There is a long list of canceled experiments. One project actually created super powerful zombies by accident. We would like to get more info from Silph Co. but it's probably too dangerous now. Even when Pikababe went there before we predicted that there might be zombies loose.
Pikababe: Shouldn't we evacuate to somewhere safer?
Assistant Bramble: As long as there aren't too many zombies around we should be fairly safe here.
Pikababe:
After arriving in the Pallet town lab, my injured team gets some rest and the assistants begin analyzing the data from Silph Co..
Assistant Bramble: Last night we saw something weird floating in the water near Pallet town, it almost looked like a body. It was too dark for us to tell if it was a zombie or not. We threw a life preserver into the water just in case it was a person.
Pikababe: You did the right thing, it would be too dangerous to get too close to something like that. Were you able to use that file from Silph Co?
Assistant Bramble: Yes, but first follow me please. (He leads me to a darkened room where a projection screen is set up. The other assistants are in the room but there is one extra person.) It seems that Professor Oak has returned to the lab. Apparently he had gone to Lavender town to make an emergency announcement but when he could not get into the Radio tower he came back here.
Professor Oak: A nice trainer let their Kadabra give me a ride by using Teleport.
Assistant Bramble: The data from Silph Co. confirms our worst fears. (he uses his finger to straighten his glasses)
Instead of checking the company e-mail for important updates, some Silph Co researchers used their computers for porn. Because of that, many Pokerus projects that should have been stopped immediately kept on going. Many of the workers didn't even know that there was a problem until people started dying.
There is a long list of canceled experiments. One project actually created super powerful zombies by accident. We would like to get more info from Silph Co. but it's probably too dangerous now. Even when Pikababe went there before we predicted that there might be zombies loose.
Pikababe: Shouldn't we evacuate to somewhere safer?
Assistant Bramble: As long as there aren't too many zombies around we should be fairly safe here.