Sister's Pseudo-Boyfriend comes over too much

Uhmm listen music so loud so that you get deaf, you won't be able to hear anything else but at least you won't have to listen to them. Or get a girlfriend and visit her every single day. Or...or...just sit in between them and say ackward stuff

I like my hearing, nty, too nerdy / that would be rude. Last one might work. Got any suggestions?