Theory: All redhead girls are cockteasers.

it was great! my homies brought me to a fancy bar, and I had like 10 bottles of beer, brah. Most of the beer was likw 10.4+ alc/vol, so yeah. Good sh`ot is good. Anyways, they were like "KHOOOI YOU'RE DRUNK AS FUUUUCK". K? ASo i',m like "i ain't drunk", and drove myself back to my town's cafe. The cafe's owner, whom's a good frioend drove me back home ^___^ he's such a good guy, man..

so yeah dudde, i had some shiiit called "Flaming dr pepper", you should try it. Fucccked me up after liiike 5 glasees.