I want a Flowsion plushie

I don't really find your attempts at reverse-emotional justification to be amusing. If you stem as much enjoyment from someone else's dialogue as you state, then it doesn't make sense to make such a confession public. Calling people out could change the nature of their dialogue and therefore jeopardizes your form of "typical" enjoyment. Also it doesn't justify the fact that you're calling someone out for being "outlandish" "obscene" and "insulting." If everyone took out their list of people that they thought were ludicrous or outlandish at some point along with comments to illustrate their opinions, then there would be plenty of new Funhouse threads. In order to point out how outlandish Flowsion was, you broke social etiquette in order to call him out and attempted to cover this by using cutesy references to mask the underlying fact that this thread is an outright defamation of character.

I think you're reading a bit too much into my motivations. I wasn't "calling him out." I don't care if he sees or doesn't see this nor do I care if he posts in here or not. I simply got a lot of enjoyment out of the things he said and wished to share my want for a portable version.

And there will always be people who we disagree with or who we think are saying something "ludicrous or outlandish," but for the most part people don't make threads about personal grudges. There are, however, a select few members who most others think nearly everything they say is "ludicrous or outlandish," and they are the ones about whom threads are made. Hyperhopper is an excellent example of this.